My kind of daily exercise!

Katherine G.
on 9/7/04 11:01 am - denver, nc
Subject: My Kind of Exercise Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 07:03:10 -0600 The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere. You can do this, too. Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through paperwork. Tuesday: Drag my heels. Push my luck. Make mountains out of molehills. Hit the nail on the head. Wednesday: Bend over backwards. Jump on the bandwagon. Balance the books. Run around in circles. Thursday: Toot my own horn. Climb the ladder of success. Pull out the stops. Add fuel to the fire. Friday: Open a can of worms. Put my foot in my mouth. Start the ball rolling. Go over the edge. Saturday: Pick up the pieces. Whew! What a workout! You are invited to use my program without charge!! Well, as you can see, this is the exercise program I am using to get in shape for next summer. You might want to take it easy at first, and then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.. ** ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.** NOW SCROLL DOWN.. NOW SCROLL BACK UP...... Feel the burn? My Kind Of Exercise !!!!!! | |
Linn D.
on 9/7/04 11:49 am - Missoula, MT
I saw this a while ago, but I sill find it absolutely hilarious! Thanks! Linn
keki60 B.
on 9/8/04 3:23 am - North Cape May, NJ
WOW! you could give Dr Phil a run for his money!! kelly Can i be in the video?????
Katherine G.
on 9/8/04 5:30 am - denver, nc
This is what I needed to pull my head out of the mud......best cure for depression is a swift kick in the rear end. LOL! And to laugh!
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