Please tell me about some of your embarrassing moments.

Yall... I totally wiped out on the practice fied today during band. It was so embarrassing. I forgot to change shoes before practice and didn't realize it until I was already over there and I was too lazy to go back. So there's a part in the show where I have to march backwards really fast... and I totally busted my butt! It's bad enough as it is, but I absolutely hate falling as a fat person because I feel like everybody thinks it's that much more funny. Ugh ugh ugh.