funny have to read this
You have to admire those New York girls.
>
> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
> wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that she
> was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on
> the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
> away.
>
> The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given his wife
> orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first
> day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
> third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a
> huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man had married a beautiful girl from New York. He told her that
> her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day
> he
> didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
> day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
> left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher
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