Lady Bug: Now is my turn!!
Hey Chris!!! I loved you jokes and riddle... here you have one that the girls (ok and boys too... lol!!!) will enjoy:
Warning!!! Translations mistakes just to come!!! In spani**** sounds really funny!!!
There were a house wife that was working in the kitchen as usual. In certain moment the husband came to the room and she suddenly asked him: MAKE ME LOVE RIGHT NOW!! the husband took the request really astonished due to the fact that she was not the kind of woman keen of sexy games and stuff like that... Soooo he made love to her right there, and after the encounter he asked her really proud of the sudden change of his wife points of view... he told her: WOW!!! that was good!!! why did you asked me to make love here? and she plainly said... well I set the microwave oven in 30 seconds and the clock is not working!!!....
Have a nice day!!!
Alejandro from Gudalajara Mexico