New Health Warning! Read!!

''The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced 'gonna re-elect him.' Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists & epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated approximately a mere 7 years ago from a bush found in Crawford, Texas.'' ---- Sorry if you are a "Bush" person but this made me laugh my butt off! Have a great day! Jersey Mom

Now there went a perfectly good mouthfull of ice tea all over my monitor ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Hey Ronna! LOL!! I posted this on the Main Forum and it was pulled! Wow...I never had a post moderated before. That is just so sad. People bash each OTHER on that forum all the time! All I did was do the same. I feel like such a rebel!! Hugs, Jersey

I can't believe it got pulled Must be some right-winged conspiracy network working on the main board

It seems some people have no sense of humor. I thought it was hilarious. I'm not a Bush fan, but I would have laughed my ass off even if I was. It is just like the new nut cracker they are selling for Christmas this year. It is called a nut buster and looks like Hilary Clinton, and I love Hilary. You just put the nut between her knees and squeese. No joking, it is for real and it really works. Hazel

Hazel: I am the same way! I appreciate something very clever/funny no matter who it is directed towards! Some of my very favorite jokes are blonde jokes! That nutcracker sounds hilarious! I have to look into getting that for my ultra-conservative co-worker! Hugs, Jersey

I just quick copied the text in case we're censored!!! Gotta pass this one on......

Robin this is too funny (I am still laughing and really needed a laugh) and forget them on the main board.....I got my first bashing a couple weeks ago because someone was purposely buying krispy cream donuts to make her coworkers fat, (she didn't like the fact they were now treating her better after losing 100 lbs) She called them heiffers and I took offense...........Her way of dealing with it was to send me numerous pictures of krispy kream donuts and ask if I was upset because she had not offered them to me... Hugs, Chris

OMG...you have GOT to be kidding me! First of all...it is completely twisted and sick to WANT to get someone fat. And how can a former fat person call anyone a heiffer! What a complete lunatic! There were a lot of responses to the post before it got pulled. Only one person complained. Ah well...so much for the first amendment! Have a great day! I am glad you enjoyed the post!! Hugs, JM

THIS IS SO FUNNY JERSEY.I actually had to read it to my 18 yr daughter after I read it cause she thought I was a lunatic the way I was laughing. JoyS