A funny joke
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
> >While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
> >God, she asked,' Is my time up?'God said, 'No, you have another 43
> >years, 2 months and 8 days to live. ' Upon recovery, the woman decided
> >to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip
> >enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last
> >operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street
> >on her way home, she wa**** and killed by a car. Arriving in front of
> >God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why
> >didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?' God
> >replied,'Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you.'
> >
I just had to share with yall!
I just had to share with yall! 
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