This so could be us!

Anna_M
on 4/2/07 1:49 am - Belleville, IL
Shirley's Makeover A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!" Have a great day! Hugs, Anna
Ladybugmom
on 4/2/07 4:16 am - Lockport, NY
Not me I look like a deflated Chris! Hugs Chris
Jen Jen J.
on 4/2/07 9:09 am - Houston, TX
See what VANITY does God Bless! Jen
NTR555
on 4/2/07 2:16 pm - SYLMAR, CA
oh, I had my surgery at Cedars-Sinai and will be having my plastic there next month. That is so cute. Maybe we should reconsider what we have done! Not! ~Norma~
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