This happened to me at Walmart today...

ok...so im at walmart to pick up easter baskets for the kids and i keep getting this weird feeling like im being watched.I notice a woman and it seems like she is following me everywhere.But nothing odd about that right? i mean..there are tons of people shopping for easter at walmart.But the hair on the back of my neck keeps standing on end.My heart starts racing and i think..oh my god im going to have a panic attack right here...whats wrong with me? But i keep getting that feeling like im being watched. So i leave the easter isle and walk all the way around the store and i notice this same woman is still following me,so i finally turn and ask her....do i know you? She said...no...and im sorry i just keep following you,but you remind me so much of my daughter that died last year and i never got to say goodbye....now let me tell you..i felt so low..i felt like sh*t!!! I told her just how sorry i was to have kinda snapped at her,you have to watch out for the people in the world today.She said she understood and we chatted for a few minutes,then we both went to pay.She had a buggy full of stuff and i really wanted to talk to her some more so i let her go ahead of me.She said..since i never got to say goodbye to my daughter,when i leave,would you do me a favor and say...bye mom? Well...of course i said yes i would...it was the least i could do. So she checks out and i give her a great big hug and say bye mom...then i turn to check out...all i had was 3 easter baskets. The cashier tells me the total is 167.43....I said...DO WHAT???? I ONLY HAVE 4 EASTER BASKETS!!!!! She said...your mom said you were paying for hers too!!! I said...OH HELL NO!!!!! I went running from the store and out the door...i could hear them calling for security. I could see the woman putting the last bag in her truck and i ran like i never ran before. When i got to her as she was getting in her truck i grabbed her and told her to get her a$$ back in the store and pay for her sh*t!!!! I was pi**ed!!! she tried to jerk away from me..but I had the upper hand...i pulled her out of her truck and was forcing her inside.In the middle of all this...of course it started to rain!!! Just as i was losing my grip on her,she tripped on her shoe lace and fell down.I grabbed her by her leg and tried to pull her,kicking and screaming back in the store. She kicked me in my leg and then i grabbed her other leg and pulled it...JUST LIKE IM PULLING YOURS!!!!

Okay...I'll fess up...you had me going!

You know, I was starting to wait for the punch line at the end. But good one! So far the only april fools joke played on me.

Yep... I'm admitting that I was buying the whole story... Got a little suspicious when your story changed from 3 easter baskets to 4, but I was buying it... I could believe someone would try that, but can't believe a cashier would let someone walk away with merch. that wasn't paid for. I bought the story... then had to read it to my son... he bought it too... but then he's only 9, and we both know there are people in the world like that... Hope your day was fun. Much love, Angela

All I was thinking was that she damn well deserved it!!!!! April

Fabulous April Fool's!! Thank you! Teresa

OMG you totally had me on that one.

you sh*thead, that was the only joke I bought all day!! that was a good one Chris, thanks for the laugh! Karyn

l told the Walmart story to my daughter. I revamped it a little bit. Because she knew I did not buy any easter baskets. This was the first good laugh her and I have had since out dilemma has happened. It felt good to get a good laugh in. She felt like a complete fool because she was asking me all kinds of question as I was telling the story. Oh my goodness that was great. Thanks

Denise, I have a 17 year old daughter and she is very ditzy.....I let her read this post and she was like oh Mom I am so sorry you went through this, when did it happen? I had a good laugh at her expense, since she new I stayed in all day yesterday. She is too funny. Glad I could make ou laugh! Hugs Chris