YOU MIGHT BE WLS IF

IF YOU HAVE EVER PUT A CLOTHES PIN ON YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM, YOU MIGHT BE A WLS PATIENT. IF YOU GET FULL ON HALF A SHRIMP ****TAIL AND "HAMMERED" ON A HALF A GLASS OF WINE, YOU MIGHT BE A WLS PATIENT IF YOU KNOW AT LEAST THREE RECIPES THAT INCLUDE FLAX SEED, YOU MIGHT BE A WLS PATIENT. IF THE PHRASE "I'VE GOT A DATE" MEANS SOMETHING OTHER THAN A POTENTIAL RELATIONSHIP, YOU MIGHT BE A WLS PATIENT. IF YOU'VE LOST YOU A$$ WITHOUT EVER GOING TO VEGAS, YOU MIGHT BE A WLS PATIENT. Weekends are slow on the board, so I won't post this post again until Monday. Enjoy your weekend. Hazel

Hazel, those were great!!! They all fit me! LOL have a great weekend. Hugs, Anna

Those were great, too Hazel. Have a good weekend. Karla

Hey I have one! IF YOU HAVE EVER BOUGHT A BRAND NEW OUTFIT ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT IS TOO BIG THE FIRST YOU WANT TO WEAR IT, YOU MIGHT BE A WLS PATIENT. Have a great week end everyone, I will be working 12 hour shifts Sat, Sun and Mon. Cathy