You might be WLS if
Here is the next installment. Have you come up with any to add?
If you know how many grams of protein are in a half cup of pinto beas, You might be a WLS patient
If you drink over 1 gallon of water a day in itsy bitsy sips, You might be a weight loss surgery patient.
If you've ever asked your insurance company to cut your apron off, You might be a WLS patient.
If your stomach noises have ever woken the neighbors, you might be a WLS patient.
If the mention of Krispy Kremes makes your Naughty Bits tingle, You might be a WLS patient.
Have a good day.
Hazel