You might be WLS if
The other day I when I went to the doc, they gave me a list of you might be a WLS patient list. I thought they were wonderful so I have decided to start posting them here.
If you order an appetizer and a doggy bag at the same time, you might be a WLS patient.
If you feel cheated by an all you can eat buffet, you might be a WLS patient.
If you are a man and really like your "girdle" and youre not a drag queen, you might be a WLS patient.
If you have ever ordered "A" chicken tender, you might be a WLS patient.
If you associate candy with explosive diarrhea, You might be a WLS patient.
Next installment tomorrow. Can you come up with some of your own?
Hazel