Play the latest game! What size am I?

Step right up and try to guess my size. Pants. size 16 on Tuesday, 18 on Thursday after water bloating. Top? Size 18 in blouses, 16 in t shirts and to REALLY confuse you, a size 14 swimsuit! And all those 20's still look pretty good! So what size am I? ARGGGHHHH! There is NO consistancy in sizing in the garment industry. NONE! And now for something completely different.........(Python fans!) My mom gave me her cast off bathing suit today. Size 14. It looked great! Mine is a month old, so WAY too big. This one is black with large orchids in vivid colors on front. It's a wrap bust halter top. The tummy is flat and sexy (for me) and the butt is super smooth. I can't ever get enough bust support, though. I wish someone made an insert for swimsuits to push you up and together. Suggestions? also, how to get rid of wrinkles on my thighs. Cellulite. Anyone know of a treatment that WORKS?

I use this cream from Avon and it works to smooth cellulite and there is another for tightening the skin/working on stretch marks. However you have to use it everday and it stops working when you stop using it. So it is an investment. Lucky for my my kid sister sells Avon so I get good deals! LOL! Brightest Blessings for a Wonderful Day~ Jamie M. aka Lady Autumn Weight- 257/169/146 BMI- 44.1/29/25 Height- 5'4" Total Weight Loss: -88 lbs. Surgery Date- 1/19/05 Visit my OH profile or stop by My Weight Loss Journey Website at: home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-LadyAutumnsWLSjourney Visit my Live Journal at: livejournal.com/users/magickalmom