Baaad Day!
I just ended my visit with "aunt Flo", I have a headache that won't leave, I spent all day babysitting eight kids at a swimming pool and pizza parlour, I feel crappy, depressed and I am on a plateau and not dropping!
Boy, do I need some good vibes sent my way. Send jokes, funny stories, pictures of naked men, anything to make me laugh and feel better. PLEASE! 
Now, Lou Ann.....tell us the truth......are you just depressed cuz that young 
hottie wasn't at the pool hitting on you????? 
Seriously though, hate to hear you are feeling blue. Not very good in the joke department, but a coworker sent me this thought for a day yesterday.I chuckled all night.
"A lot of people are like Slinkies.They aren't good for much but still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs".
I hummed "a slinkie a slinkie" all evening.........
Big hug and hopes that Saturday treats you better.
Sheila
hottie wasn't at the pool hitting on you?????
Seriously though, hate to hear you are feeling blue. Not very good in the joke department, but a coworker sent me this thought for a day yesterday.I chuckled all night.
"A lot of people are like Slinkies.They aren't good for much but still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs".
I hummed "a slinkie a slinkie" all evening.........
Big hug and hopes that Saturday treats you better.
Sheila 
Hehehe.... DEB stores has a T-shirt right now that has the Slinky dog from Toy Story wrapped around the bottom of the shirt and on the chest of the shirt it reads "I'm flexible"
It is so cute, I wanna buy it!
Brightest Blessings for a Wonderful Day~
Jamie M.
aka Lady Autumn
Weight- 257/173/146
BMI- 44.1/29.7/25
Height- 5'4" Total Weight Loss: -84 lbs.
Surgery Date- 1/19/05
Visit my OH profile or stop by My Weight Loss Journey Website at:
home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-LadyAutumnsWLSjourney
Brightest Blessings for a Wonderful Day~
Jamie M.
aka Lady Autumn
Weight- 257/173/146
BMI- 44.1/29.7/25
Height- 5'4" Total Weight Loss: -84 lbs.
Surgery Date- 1/19/05
Visit my OH profile or stop by My Weight Loss Journey Website at:
home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-LadyAutumnsWLSjourney Girl, you had better cheer up or I am gonna have to fly to TX and force you to have fun! LOL!
OK here are some jokes for you....
"A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house."
OK, and this one I got from a friend and I just about lost it.... sprayed my crystal light out of my nose.... 
A WEIGHT LOSS STORY (adult joke)
An obese fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a "guaranteed" weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck, "he thinks to himself. "But let's see what they think they can do."
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3-day, 10 lbs. weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike's and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Well, without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business."
For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of "treatment", he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5-day, 20 lbs. weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their "workout" schedule might be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reebok's and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
He's out the door like a shot!
This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days.
For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. "I love this company," he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun."
Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7-day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"
The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If I can catch you, I can have you."
A WEIGHT LOSS STORY (adult joke)
An obese fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a "guaranteed" weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck, "he thinks to himself. "But let's see what they think they can do."
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3-day, 10 lbs. weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike's and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Well, without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business."
For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of "treatment", he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5-day, 20 lbs. weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their "workout" schedule might be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reebok's and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
He's out the door like a shot!
This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days.
For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. "I love this company," he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun."
Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7-day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"
The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company.
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