A new WOW!!!
My mom, who is always giving me her hand-me down clothes that I don't like, tried to give me some pants Sunday. This has been a habit for years, and always a downer for me because they never fit, are always too small, and it usually led to a discussion about my weight and how I needed to be more disciplined and exercise more. Mom is not skinny, but she has always been smaller than me since I was 13 years old. I started to refuse, but she never takes no for an answer. So, I went to the bathroom and I tried them on. After a few minutes, I brought them back to her. " Sorry, they don't fit. (BIG pause).......They are too BIG!!!"
I loved the look on her face.