2013: 20 Funny New Year’s Resolutions
January 2, 20132013: 20 Funny New Year's Resolutions
When it comes to New Year's resolutions, our family members and friends can get quite creative and even funny with what they resolve to do in the New Year. Here a few good ones I have heard along the way...Oh, and a few of my own!
1. I resolve to stop procrastinating about procrastinating!
2. I will stop sending Facebook messages and emails to my loved ones when they are in the same room as I am!
3. I will use my treadmill for something other than a place to hang my jacket.
4. I will not sit at the kitchen table in my PJ's all day. Instead, I will move my computer to my bedroom.
5. I vow to never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night!
6. This year, I will post a 2013 picture of me and remove the 1994,1995 ones!
7. I will drive by a fitness center at least once a week.
8. I will actually laugh out loud when I type "LOL" to the person I am messaging with.
9. I will buy a more accurate scale. Mine keeps reading the same old numbers!
10. I will not yell expletives and develop road rage when a driver cuts me off, especially when I am driving my convertible.
11. I will not forget that I am in a phone conference call (and on the speakerphone with 20 plus staff members ) when the road rage strikes and I yell expletives when a driver cuts me off.
12. I will not hit "reply all" when intending on sending a private message!
13. I will really work from home on my "work from home" days.
14. I will work harder to find time to sleep more.
15. I will take less baths and showers to save water.
16. My new years resolution is to pretend like I am interested in your new years resolution.
17. I will not pretend to be at the check out stand and next to be checked out when in a phone conversation that I want to end.
18. I will stop blaming the dryer for my clothes not fitting.
19. I will stop hitting the "like" button just because I like the person who posted but not what they wrote.
20. I will not sit and stare at the computer screen all day. Instead, I will make it a point to stand and stare at the screen for at least 30 minutes.
What are some of your funny New Year's resolutions for 2013?
-Photo courtesy of marckjerland
