Does anyone have a good excuse?

I have no problem telling certain close friends and family that I am having WLS but I DO NOT want to share this personal info with my co-workers/employer. What kind of surgery can I say I am having? Any ideas? Any good intenstinal diseases I could make up, LOL?

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