I have a potentially embarrassing situation that I need your help with

I am having a problem with very foul smelling gas. I am a stay at home mom and if I have an episode at home it is really not that embarrassing. If I am in public (shopping, etc), I've been able for the most part to keep on walking and just move to another area of the store. Now, I feel stuck. I am singing with my church choir Saturday evening and Sunday morning. During the dress rehearsals, I was able to walk off the risers and "go get a drink", I had to do this about 5 times each night. Now, comes the hard part. With the performances, I won't be able to just leave the stage!! I am really getting concerned and nervous about this. Do you have any advice? I've tried beano, gasx,activated charcoal, pepto bismol, etc... I'm not as concerned about Sunday mornings performance, as I will not eat before hand (although this has really never been a guarantee for me). I am getting so concerned, that I may consider not singing. But what would my excuse be? Help!!! Dumb question, but is there any clothing or undergarments that could possibly "block" the odor? Thank you so much for answering this somewhat unusual question. Shelley

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