Iron update...

Hola Hello Senor Bubbinski. I think you may be a little conflicted-- Bubbinski sounds a little Russian to me. Or like you should be from the same place that guy, Peggy, from the credit card commercial is from. I already drank all the Hoterade, so I guess Hatorade (not to be confused with "Nice Hat"orade) would be next. Maybe you should use some little husky mush dogs like Balto to get me my deniros instead of those slow things that need to be turned into glue. I'm sure they'd fare out better in the snowy NE tundra. Now I want you to figure out how many times your heart beat in the same amount of time with an average BPM of, say, 78. That is pretty astonishing when you think about it--81 million. That's what  my company will be worth in 5 years! 

And yes, you are, in fact, the true goofball--and I wouldn't want it any other way! 

Asta manana,

Senorita Hotski

Hola, Senorita with the Mucho Grande Burro,

Bubbinski is poli**** means grandmother in polish but means father in turkish go figure so I think you are the one that is confused. Peggy is a nice guy once you get to know him, as soon as his tour is up in Siberia he will transfer back to the states and I will have my drinking buddy back. I would hook my dogs up to the sled but they wouldn't haul anything unless there was a hotdog hanging in front of them. Even then I would run out of hotdogs before I hit Iowa. Maybe you should learn to live within your means hotski. (OH NO HE DIDN'T)Elmer's horse glue get it at your local hobby store while supplies last or until Bubbzzee cuts Hotski's Hotamony off.

I think your smart enough to figure the BPM on your own, your just tricking me into doing some calculations for you, I don't know what but I'll figure it out. Your company or your A$$E$$T$, the way your revising stuff here lately you'll be revising your revisions here in no time wish I had that kind of bread.

A1 goofball!

Ariva Dorkee
HAT$KI