Why.........
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUR MARC IS BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so good to see you back and hopefully forever and ever now. Promise us you won't ever leave us again. Your sisters are sad when that happens!
Don't you love all the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Thought that you would. They were put in just for you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sending love and hugs to you, dear brother.
OUR MARC IS BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so good to see you back and hopefully forever and ever now. Promise us you won't ever leave us again. Your sisters are sad when that happens!
Don't you love all the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Thought that you would. They were put in just for you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sending love and hugs to you, dear brother.