OT: Just for Pun

    Sad Passing of a Famous Legend

      Please join me in remembering a great icon of the

      entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died

      yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from

      repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

      Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

      celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

      Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty

      Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave

      site was piled high with flours.

      Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described

      Doughboy as a man who never knew how

      much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,

      but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

      considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on

      half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times,

      he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive

      roll model for millions.

      Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:

      John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in

      the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop

      Tart.

      The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

      If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise

      to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that

      smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and

      kneads a lift.