In the spirit of our Man Rules: New Names for Viagra!

Doug Such
on 1/15/08 5:28 am, edited 1/15/08 5:31 am - Northern, CA

Hello me manly brothers, In the spirit of Card's Fan's most excellent Locker room Rules, I share with you this item that, er, came my way today in case you've not seen it. Enjoy, me hearties, as we hoist our jolly rogers in salute to the Locker Room! The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of '****tails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Doug

If we're treading on thin ice we might as well dance.--Jesse Winchester

AttyDallas
on 1/16/08 12:18 am - Garland, TX

DS on 08/12/06

love it! And the theme song for Mycoxafloppin will be sung in the commercials by Three Dog Night: It's easy to be hard, So easy to be haaaardddd ... &:-D)