Question of the day

I hope everyone had a good weekend. I'm sure everyone has had a FART moment so todays question is: What was your biggest or best FART moment? OK I'll rule out the obvious first choice of most of you.  Seeing MR WINKY again or how much he grew.  Now you will really have to think

My biggest FART was finishing the Disney marathon in Jan of 07.

In case anyone was wondering about FART: http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/men/a,messageboard/action, replies/board_id,5479/cat_id,5079/topic_id,758611/

Even being somewhat new I messed up.  I know the proper term was FART not WOW I just had a brain fart fo a moment.  I'll see if I can edit my post. Thanks

Since I'm pre op my FARTs are different(they smell bad).  I have known for awhile that I was big but never realized how  big until I realized I weighed as much as my dad and as a kid I told him I would never be that big.  It just hit me as what have I done to myself.  Now I have a 10 year old and I don't want him to go down the same path. OK I can't resist  my othe FART is when MR WINKY turned into a turtle and went into his shell.

Beating my son(19) in raquetball at will, is fun. He keeps saying lets go old man!! He try's his best but just cant get it done......lol He is 6'4" and about 280lbs so he throws me arround like a rag doll now. Wearing size 32-33 pants is nice also. Also having all the hot chick**** on me is nice.......Sure!!! Hey I can dream! Or holusinate according to my son ! Derrick

I have 4...sorry.  # 1.  Wearing size 34 pants!!  # 2. Going up the stairs 2 at a time.  # 3. Seeing the scale where the first number started with 1.  # 4. I've taken a bath in this same tub for 18 years.  Why is it taking longer to fill up??  Brian