Newby and got some real questions for you guys.

Hi, all I am new here and I have some questions about WLS and general obesity related questions as well.  So lets get this thing rolling.

umm....right!!

1. Yes 2. Yes 3. 37,284 4. No 5. Only with KY Jelly Please note, these are only my opinions.

I agree with China, except I lean towards a no on #2.

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So far the responses have me a bit confused.

That is probably becase you asked for answers, and then asked no questions.   What you have been reading is SARCASM! (And yes, that last sentence was sarcastic.  Calling sarcasm sarcastic.  Talk about your brain busters!)

No ****  Sherlock!!!!

"Hi, all I am new here and I have some questions about WLS and general obesity related questions as well.  So lets get this thing rolling." You have to state your questions to get an answer.  So, let's get your questions listed? What are your goals? What are your concerns? You can't expect anyone to to mind read via this forum, right? Mark

My goals are as always to loose weight and be healthy,  but on the lighter sidde of it all.  I definately wanna loose the weight so that my son and I can do things that fathers and sons should be able to do.  And those are plenty, I wanna be able to take him camping, and go to amusement parks and ride on the rides albeit comfortably.  I wanna be able to go eat and not have to ask for a table instead of a booth.  Hell I wanna be able to wipe my ass and no its clean. My concerns are minor, I want to have the DS as I am convinced its the best for me.  And I will probably have to go abroad to do it. Your right about the mind reading as well.