A Christmas ride
4 old geezer bikers were stopped after a nice ride somewhere near Phoenix, AZ, where they are were retired, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument (the operative word), go out to the garage, hop on the old Harley Geezer Glide, and meet his buddies for a nice day ride around the countryside. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here at McDonald's early Christmas morning for a nice Christmas ride." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are in the McDonald's parking lot revved up and ready to go. The first biker says, "Boy this ride cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it." Number 2 biker says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her! She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." Number 3 biker says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, and reading the owner's manual." They all turned to the last guy in the group who was staring at them like they had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this bike ride. I slapped my wife on the butt this morning and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or a motorcycle ride ' ....And she said .... "Be sure and take your leathers!!"
