OT: Depends on me???

MSW will not settle
on 6/24/09 2:37 am
First in the cardio room this morning.  In the home stretch with the intensity of the bike turned way up.  Five minutes left.  Gritting my teeth, straining, straining... because damn I have to pee sooooo bad!  I debating should I risk getting wet and stinking up the place or finishing my routine. 

I made it through dry, but now the challenge is getting to the potty in time.  I'm unable to sprint to the ladies or keep my knees together as I hobbled.  I was a sight to behold.  Depends is what I needed today.  Damned all this water we drink!

Three times my body betrayed me this morning.  First I stunk up the place on the eliptical.  Every time the machine adjusted its level, my cheeks separated and let flow hurricane force winds.

Last on this stretching aparatus, I held the bar and leaned back, compressing my belly, and stretching my back and shoulders...  and trying to hold in the pooh that compressing my belly seems to have stimulated. 

Depends on me???  I'm off to Walgreens. 

Any other embarrasing gym moments out there?

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# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 6/24/09 3:11 am
LOL!!!  Bodily functions are aiight - it's when I show my LACK of coordination that I get embarrased!!!!  I rarely work on new machines because I have fallen, dropped, misused or just plain messed up!!!!

and I have been the FOOL that rolls off the back of a treadmill too - those suckers are TRICKY!!! 

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions!  I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

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MSW will not settle
on 6/24/09 8:54 am
I am that flat on my face can't use treadmill fool.  I had a trainer get me on the eliptical so I did not repeat the treadmill farce. 

                   MSW   Roux-En-Y Gastric Bypass: Eat sensibly & enjoy moderation  

 Links:  Are you a compulsive eater?  for help OA meets on-line Keep Coming Back, One Day At a Time  Overeaters Anonymous 

               LV'N MY RNY.  WORKING FOR ME BECAUSE I WORK FOR IT. 

Soul Flower
on 6/24/09 3:41 am
Hey thurr,
you would DEFINATELY want to relay this information to your Neuro. If you'd like I will bl you more info.
MSW will not settle
on 6/24/09 9:02 am
Thanks GF, my neuro already knows.  This is my ms under control!  Tipping over is my baseline. LOL
 
You should see me without my monthly treatments.  I had plasmapheresis,solumedrol, and cytoxin last week.  I'm at my peak right now.  Am I pittiful or what?  

(Me walking a straight line    )

                   MSW   Roux-En-Y Gastric Bypass: Eat sensibly & enjoy moderation  

 Links:  Are you a compulsive eater?  for help OA meets on-line Keep Coming Back, One Day At a Time  Overeaters Anonymous 

               LV'N MY RNY.  WORKING FOR ME BECAUSE I WORK FOR IT. 

(deactivated member)
on 6/24/09 3:42 am
 @ my cheeks separated and let flow hurricane force winds.
MSW will not settle
on 6/24/09 9:06 am
Hey Double Ayy,

I hit my first goal today so I'll be posting my pics this weekend!

                   MSW   Roux-En-Y Gastric Bypass: Eat sensibly & enjoy moderation  

 Links:  Are you a compulsive eater?  for help OA meets on-line Keep Coming Back, One Day At a Time  Overeaters Anonymous 

               LV'N MY RNY.  WORKING FOR ME BECAUSE I WORK FOR IT. 

PrettyPlum
on 6/24/09 5:55 am

Having nature call during a work out is high on my list of annoyances. 

Especially when you attend a gym in a geographically overpopulated area such as NY and run  the risk of having someone jump on that sucker while you are trying to relieve yourself.

I alway**** the bathroom before I hit the gym floor.....and I never drink water til after my workout is complete.  Like I mean literally on the way back to the locker rooms, I complete my bottle of water, but NEVER as Im working out. its too risky cause my bladder is tricky.

I also dont go to the gym during my cycle,  when Im extremely gassy or when I have an upset stomach,  when Im taking meds that are unpredictable......theres just a certain set of gym rules that I have that make going to the gym more pleasureable. 

As for my embarrassing moment....the one that comes to mind is the time I wore a thong to the gym.  Not sure what I was thinking, but I got on the eliptical and attempted to do the hill program.  That work out was short lived and wasnt nothing sexy about it.   Instead of getting my sweat on.....I was trying to get my indian burn on.   

 

In life,  and especially on this journey there are sure to be days when you falter and give in.......just remember to never give up.  

 

 

 








 

MSW will not settle
on 6/24/09 9:11 am
LMAO  A thong, what were you thinking.  Still LMAO

This was a first for me.  Broccoli and a protein shake are not a good midnight snack if you work out first thing in the morning!

                   MSW   Roux-En-Y Gastric Bypass: Eat sensibly & enjoy moderation  

 Links:  Are you a compulsive eater?  for help OA meets on-line Keep Coming Back, One Day At a Time  Overeaters Anonymous 

               LV'N MY RNY.  WORKING FOR ME BECAUSE I WORK FOR IT. 

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