B*TCHFest is now in session!

  
  

FEELING A BIT GROWLY TODAY? Join the B*TCHFest!

For you NEW KIDS, HERE ARE THE RULES: 

"B*TCHFest"  is provided as a public service to those of us who have gripes and grievances but who (whom?), for whatever reason, lack a regular forum in which to air them. You are welcome to voice any problems - large or small, important, mundane or ridiculous -  that currently have your panties wadded, your shorts frosted and your gears ground. Don't hold them in and risk future medical issues, wrinkles and/or those pesky gray hairs.

ANY and ALL issues that are plaguing you are open for you to voice; there are no "sacred cows." They say that "feelings aren't facts", so if you're feeling it, it's legit to you. NO ONE is allowed to flame a poster for something he or she writes, however commiseration is not only welcomed but encouraged. Please, no personal attacks against other OH members (at least, not by name) and  ABSOLUTELY NO SURGERY WARS!

I'll start you off with a few gripes of mine, and you all can join in at any time! No limits - come back as many times as you like!

WARNING! Adult content ahead! Posts may (and probably will) contain "adult" content and language. I know that MINE will. Rated TV-MA.




- Parents: have your ******g kids ready for the ******g bus when it ******g gets to your house. I am sick and tired of waiting (and waiting and waiting and waiting) while you and your spawn get your **** together: scarfing down whatever crap breakfast you give 'em, finish the videogame, turn off the tv, pack a lunch, find the iPod, find the cellphone, text their homeys, pack the backpack, get dressed and whatever the **** else you do before school!!!

- Drivers: y'know those little blinky things on the back of the car that let people know when you're gonna turn an' stuff? Y'think you could maybe USE THEM???

- Pregnant celebrities posing nude. SOOOOOO over it. We get it. Move on.

Oh, that's it for now. It's too nice a day to stay inside. Your turn. Have at it! ***** away!!! 

 Hi I am glad to know I am not the only one who feels unhappy with the   way things are!!

 Oh, hell! I could rant all day about the way things are! 

AAACH !!!!!!! My 500 lb stepson is coming home ! Of COURSE after getting kicked out of college for not studying , then being given a ( tenth) chance at an internship he screwed that up too .....

All he REALLY wants is to be home in" his" gross and disgusting nest without sheets ( !!!! ) UGH!! controlling the family remote , scarfing down a ton of ( very expensive ) food from Costco his father and I had to pay for .( and smoke cigarettes WE couldn't BEGIN to afford even if we WANTED to , swill vodka till he passes out and God knows what else .. and a million excuses to be the most unpleasant verbally abusive giant ball of anger you ever saw . With chronic , revolting plumber's crack .

He lasted exactly two days on the internship !! After I had to put up with him since THANKSGIVING !!!

I am taking him to get food stamps ( LONG OVERDUE considering he's almost thirty , rental assistance and applying him for a section 8 ( or project ) apartment tomorrow . Of course I fully expect him to give the wrong answers deliberately , or to walk away from me citing some BS .

I am SO tired of his father being such a P..... Y !!!! And his Grandfather for enabling him and sticking up for his " rights " that HE conveniently doesn't have to pay for ! GOD im so TIRED of all the arguments ....

Can we just shoot the darn pig already ? His father says it JOKINGLY .. if he only KNEW my fantasies LOL !!!!!!

 Hell my kids bus driver waits for no one.  I don't know why her time was changed, but she comes at 6:25am although school doesn't start until 7:20am and it's only 10-15 mins away.  

My kid is at the stop every single day and on the one day he was (maybe) a minute late, she was already gone!

 Oh and to make things even BETTER -  my landlord pulled up half my perennials in my Brooklyn garden in the name of " weeding " and " neatening " while I was gone .  

Why are men exactly  equivalent to MONKEYS  when it comes to a garden ?   You'd think , fat , red peony flower buds were a CLUE that  this  is  PLANT not a Weed .. wouldn't ya ?    And red and gray serrated leaves ....  kinda OBVIOUS .

Mind you.. OF COURSE he threw the bag of " weeds " out too .. despite  " saving "  endless containers of rocks , forty year old trash etc in his hoard- looking basement ...  

HE KNOWS Im building a HUGE perennial garden in another place ...  I TOLD HIM  TEN TIMES TO STOP !!!!!!   I TOLD  HIM TO STAY OUT OF MY FLOWER BEDS UPON PAIN OF DEATH !!!   I TOLD HIM I NEEDED EVERY SCRAP OF EXTRA  PLANT !!!!  


  can I please FLUSH him ?!! 

Maybe he only recognizes one kind of actual weed . . .

Yeah he smoked plenty of that when he went to NYU in the gosh darn sixties !! ( talk about the dinosaur era ...! ) I guess the THC ate what was left of his brain...

I wish my dad would learn how to speak to me. He's dissatisfied with my housekeeping but right now he's supposedly taking care of me postop. I already feel like a sloth because I get tired walking from one end of the house to another; having someone berate me for things I'm struggling with doesn't help my attempt at a positive outlook on my recovery.



(disclaimer:my son and I just recently moved back because my husband ran off with a 21 year old homewrecker. Living at home is weird enough!)

      .oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.Miranda.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.      

 Gosh the scumbag ( husband) must like em young!  You don't look a day over sixteen yourself !    Congratulations on your successful surgery .  

Soon , U'll  see his leaving as  a blessing .. U and Ur sweet baby will find someone a thousand times better ..

 big hugs  and good luck dealing with Ur Dad