Bear in a bar

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.'

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.


The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.'


The bear, very angry now, says, 'If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.'

The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings '





The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.   The bartender states, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'





The bear says, 'I'm NOT on drugs.'

......... You're gonna love this........



The bartender says, 'You are now. That was a    bar*****youate.'


Miss Mary

That thar was funny   Did your ears burn today ???

Love it Miss Mary!!
Yep me and My sister talked about you today..and guess what?? It was ALL GOOD!!
Love You,
Michele

If it was good then you must have made it up.I knew ya'll were getting together so I knew ya'll would be talking about me. That just goes to show ya'll really need a life. Cause my life is soooooo boring. I wish I could have gone with ya'll today but distance and poverty kept me from it. I need a good Boutique day. Maybe when the weather warms up I'll take the afternoon off and Vickie, you and I (plus anybody else who can stand the excitement)can meet up in Birmingham and hit their boutiques.
I'm glad ya'll had fun. I had a good day today. I took my bus to the shop. Went out to breakfast all by myself. Then went and paid my bills. Went to WalMart and got kitty litter, Outdoor cats food, indoor cats food and hearing aide batteries. The batteries so I can here all the cats when they tell me their hungry. After my afternoon route a friend called and took me out to supper and gave me a nice present. Two pounds of shelled pecans and some handmade rose soap. So I had a nice day. It would have been perfect if the weather had been about 40 degrees warmer. The wind chill right now is 8 degrees.
I'm going thru a bout of insomnia now so I've got three books started. Maybe I'll get some reading done tonight. Get some rest after your busy day. I know Vickie can make tracks thru the boutiques. But then so can I. I believe I can keep up with both of ya'll. Love, Miss Mary

I am an eye witness to you in dem Boutiques my tounge was hanging out and my knees were calling me names just trying to keep up with you
Glad you had a good day . Yeah we talked about ya  It was cold Brrrrrr! and still is !  Yes a meeting of the minds needs to be planned and we must call the Froggie friend !