Miss Mary here is your Joke

This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy.

The doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many years because of a new technique he used.

After the operation the doc told her that he had put a screw behind each ear that she could tighten as needed to keep her fresh young look.

The woman was pleased for several years until one morning when she noticed bags under her eyes. Furiously she stormed into the doctor's office demanding to know why there where bags under her eyes.

The doctor replied, "Lady those aren't bags, they're your breast, and if you don't stop turning those screws you're going to have a beard!"

I love it. I also needed it tonight.
I'm sure you are to young to remember the wonderful Red Skelton. He got cut off the air one night for telling a off color joke. He was talking about short skirts. He said women weren't going to be satisfied with what they were showing until they had another head of hair to comb and two more cheeks to powder.
Love, Miss Mary

Miss Mary, My Clairol must be deceiving  I do remember Red Skeleton watched him alot !!  I'm glad you liked the joke !! yesterday was my DH birthday. I went to pick up his cake and went to get the candle's I had to buy 3 packs to have enough . I wrote it in his card that he was so old it took 3 packs of 24 count candles to supply his cake, but not to worry when I lit them cause my Son in law is the fire chief at the Voluntary fire dept and we were safe !!

Well, I hope you are safe with your son-in-law. This past week a high ranking volunteer fireman in the little community next to mine, Ruth, was arrested for arson. He and several others volunteers are accussed of setting 6 fires in the small community. All were vacant houses. Done over a years time. It seems like when someone works with putting out fires when they think of retailation or getting attention the first thing that pops into their mine is fires. Just be very good to him and make sure your fire insurance is paid up.
So your husband is a three pack man now. Me too. I always have to buy my own cake so I can put as many candles on it as I want. Last time I was only 24. I will claim my real age this next time because I will hit a wonderful milestone. I'll be 60 next time. I have to make plans for something special this year. I may just take my cake to the firedepartment to light the candles since they do have all the equipment handy for that large a burn. Take care. Love, Miss Mary