the "walking toots"...

Yeah. I got 'em...and it ain't nice. Especially when everything is so far from my desk! At this point, sneezing, laughing, or moving too fast will cause an unspeakable amount of noise. So I guess I will have to sit hit like a statue and try my best not to move at all. Probably should have made some better choises at dinner last night. I'll try to get over it before MB. I'd hate to embarrass you all! Kathy

I can sooo relate to that today. I made some poor choices myself yesterday and me and everyone around me are paying for them today!!!!!! Melissa

kathy you are a trip. i have them a LOT lately and i run people off too. i am so excited about this weekend. jen said she thought the total was around $47 a piece for whole weekend. is that right? sounds low (not complaining mind you, just want to be ready). i need to get back into the groove. the past few months have been rough for me. thought we had our house sold, hubby got a new job but things didn't work out for charlotte so they placed him here (that ain't so bad but the pay is not the same), we are packed and in limbo. i think we are just going to stay put but this craziness has to stop or i will lose my mind. this is just the tip of the iceburg. lots of nerve racking things going on.

I think that amount is about right. It is pretty low, but we are not staying during a peak time and this is probably one of the places that most of us could afford. I won;t know for sure until we check out. I am so ready to go! Kathy

Making a mental note : Never walk BEHIND Kathy :

Oh, your day will come soon little one... Kathy

HAHA..You guys are so dang funny. I do that sometimes too. And I have a 4 year old shadow named Gabriel. He thinks it is the funniest thing in the world. He cannot let it go so then everyone knows. Mommy did you fart? And everyone looks at me. Then he laughs and laughs. HAHA...Kids....You gotta love em. Oh yeah, yesterday he said Mom your gross. He must have gotten that from our teenagers. Has anyone seen the Nutrisystem commercial where the girl says her husband thinks shes hot? And she has a real southern accent. Well last night it was on and Gabriel said "Mom do you want to be hot? Do you want a body like this? He was asking the same questions as the people on tv....How could I ever stay depressed with a little smart butt like him. I said yes I would love to have a smokin hot body like that. He said okay. HAHA......See you all this weekend, Jennifer

Kathy!!!! I know just what you mean. I have them all the time. I made a poor choice at dinner and I pooted all night long. It was terrible and smelled of mexican food!! I know TMI!!!

lol to funny I was at my burn & firm class & everytime I bent over I would let one man ,I was in the back of the room I know it smelled awfull lol but I could not help it & everytime I got going on the steps wow I felt so bad but I did not say anything lol felt srry for the ppl aroud me lol ,so dnt go to acrobics when you have the toots either lol

Dang, I just found a way to be able to quit my job and still make money. I'm going to buy a truck load of butt plugs and sell them to the bariatric centers for the patients, LOL. Heck I would be the first one to use it, I can hardly move without the rumbling and grumbling of my plumbing getting everyones attention. It's embarrasing when your around people, it just seems to come out at the most inappropriate times. Well ladies, I hope you all have fun at the beach. Just think of me working my azz off for 13- 14 hours this weekend, I didn't even get one break in 14 hours yesterday or today. I'm never going to lose weight if I can't eat. If anyone knows where I can get a job please let me know, I'm getting desperate and need to get the heck out of dodge before you hear of me going postal at the hospital ( they might call it going anal instead of postal). Mary