WARNING FOR Beach bound babes
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on 3/7/07 2:13 am - PA
on 3/7/07 2:13 am - PA
If you choose to partake in alcohol on our trip, I want everyone who experiences the following symptons to realize it may be time to SLOW DOWN with the partying...
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1. You have absolutely no idea where your purse is.
2. You believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to pee, you realize that you now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. submarine sandwich on the floor (which you're eating even though you are not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.
7. You get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! i love this song!"
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to you.
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. You've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. You yell at the bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin.
14. You think you are in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (er, or, the mop?)
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You are tired so you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
20. You take our shoes off because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.
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1. You have absolutely no idea where your purse is.
2. You believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to pee, you realize that you now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. submarine sandwich on the floor (which you're eating even though you are not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.
7. You get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! i love this song!"
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to you.
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. You've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. You yell at the bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin.
14. You think you are in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (er, or, the mop?)
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You are tired so you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
20. You take our shoes off because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight. 
thats hilarious..
Jen 
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