Another day, another reason for tequila...

I hate waking up in the morning now. I've gotten to where Myrtle Beach doesn't even excite me anymore. Someone tell me a joke or something. I need to lighten up. I'm picking fights with even the co-workers I LIKE! SNAP OUT OF IT! Kathy

Did somebody say tequila??? Awww Kathy. I'm not looking forward to the beach right now either. I've got the "WHERE'S THE SUNSHINE?!" blues. I just *****ed awhile in my online journal, which usually helps me vent ... didn't help a dang thing today. February usually treats me this way, so I've come to expect it. It usually improves a little when the leaves start appearing on the trees. Arrrghhhhh!!! "I want a new drug ..." Here's a silly Top Ten List for you: Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Applebee's: 10. Waitress asks, "Would you like to hear about our selection of half-finished meals?" 9. "Lo-cal Salad" consists of shredded straws and napkins 8. Walls are covered in whimsically framed health code violations 7. It's a dollar extra if you want your milk shake boneless 6. Coffee isn't bottomless, but the busboy is 5. Take-out delivery involves your address and a giant slingshot 4. All you hear from the kitchen is, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" 3. Only dessert option is a packet of Sweet 'N Low 2. The chef just washed his hands...in your french onion soup 1. Waiter asks you to touch his riblets Didn't help a bit, did it? At least you don't have a freakin' huge STY on your eyelid. (I haven't left the house since last Monday, I look like a leper.) Love ya, Dawn

Dawn, My post to Kathy applies to you to. We will have fun in MB and just have to get through these yucky dreary days. Don't forget to call if tequila is in the future Mary

Mary, I am SOOOO glad you're going to be there! Can't wait to see your pretty face again. Dawn

You are worrying me Kathy. I wish there was something I could do to help you. If you need to talk or anything let me know. Patti

Myrtle Beach better excite you because I am coming and will be looking for trouble to get into with you LOL. I know how you feel though. Let's meet in Columbia for the tequila shots. I just yelled at a coworker twice, and I never yell. He always asks me a question, then asks someone else. I told him never to ask me a question again if he won't believe me. So I am excited about shopping, sitting in the lazy river with a LARGE cup of cheap white wine to sip on, and getting fixed up for Saturday night. AND I will be a C cup!!! Since its you girls, I want to wear a tankini just because I can now. I know it will look awful because of skin, but at least its skin, not fat!!! Please fell better. Do something good for yourself. Go get a spa pedicure, or better yet, roadtrip to Charleston again with your buddies and let's all get a spa pedicure. Love you lots and see you in 4 1/2 weeks Mary

ok so heres a joke.. but its R rated. so no one read who think it might offend you.. haha There was a nun riding a city bus, and every day she rode the same bus to the church.. and everyday a bum rode it the same time as well.. This day he decided to talk to her because he had become infactuated with her.. he said "I could really show you a great time" she said "IM a nun i dont do things like that!" and stormed off the bus.. The male bus driver saw what happened and said "Hey man! you wanna get her in the sack with ya?!?" And the bum said "HECK YEA!" the bus driver said "Well let me tell you how you can do that... every friday night she goes to the cemetary and prays if you go there dressed as God and tell her what you want her to do, she will do it!" the bum said "GREAT IDEA!!!" So that friday night the bum goes to the cemetary dressed as God, and sure enough there was the nun on her knees praying! He walked up and said "I am God, i want to have sex with you" and the nun said "Only Anal because I want to keep my virginity" .. so they proceed and do the deed.. Afterwards the bum jumps up, rips off his Outfit of God and screams "HA HA!!! IM not God!!! im the Bum from the bus!!!!" then the nun jumps up, rips off her outfit and screams "HA HA!!! IM not the NUN!!! Im the Bus driver!!!!" sorry for the "BAD" Joke! jen

JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am too lazy to go downstairs to the bathroom to pee until lunchtime and that almost made me tinkle my pants! Kathy

an oldie but a goodie!!!!