OT: Today's funny
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on 8/3/06 10:52 pm - PA
on 8/3/06 10:52 pm - PA
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived ...and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice, and yelled,
"Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down...
and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared a each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.