OT: Today's funny

(deactivated member)
on 8/3/06 10:52 pm - PA
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived ...and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared a each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men.
Jodie B.
on 8/3/06 11:28 pm - Lexington, SC
I love it when you guys post things like this!!! It makes days like I am having today a little brighter!! Have a great day!! Jodie
Dianne S.
on 8/4/06 12:32 am - Boiling Springs, SC
Ok, so should I try this when I go on my cruise in October???
biggestlosersc
on 8/4/06 1:06 am - summerville, SC
what about the eye in the sky... too cute,, sandy
Rachel K.
on 8/4/06 2:56 am - moore, SC
Cute, Cute, Cute!! That is funny. Thanks for sharing. Rachel
Tonya M.
on 8/4/06 5:23 am - Greenville, SC
Do you think that could work on lottery officials? I would love to have that jackpot
(deactivated member)
on 8/4/06 5:49 am
"But, all men..... are men." LOL LOL LOL! Now THAT'S the truth! Dawn
(deactivated member)
on 8/6/06 5:14 am - Simpsonville, SC
very cute!!!
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