A little flabby...

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response. So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."

Kathy! This is too funny!!!! BEfore I could post a respond to you I had to send it to my mom I hope you are having a good day. Just think the week is almost over!!! How was the aquarium? I am taking my kids Tuesday. Melissa

LOVED IT!!! I printed it out and cannot wait to share with everyone at work!!! Thanks for the laugh! Jodie

i have this one in my permanent funny email file. it just never gets old does it??