Men bashing part II.....

I just got this as part of an E-mail and had to share....it went right a long with my complaining.... ENJOY.. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 12. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

oh God!!!! i am a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From your frequent trips to the "board" I would say #7 is probably your favorite. Rach

aaaahhhhh you know me toooooo well.

Thank you Amen!! I laughed right out loud at the Men are like blenders. You need one but you're not quite sure why. Me and DH have been arguing about the food processer in the back of the cupboards for the last few months. He wants to throw it out, but I keep thinking I will need it. Thanks for a day brightener.