New drugs for Women

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked now? BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. N A G A M E N T When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him

OK Doc....Can I have a scrip for all of them. Also, please give me unlimited refills.... Rachel

Ok, as long as you promise to hide the PEPTOBIMBO from your hubby. I don't want him to get too eager and accidentally overdose you.... Kathy

No kidding....He probably would....LOL!!!!

So cool I love it! Jodie

i never get tired of your posts. you are too much!!

i'm adding this to my profile. i have seen the safe drug list on many people's profile's and i feel i need to add this as well. it really is a "public service". i did the research and these are OK for wls patients.

Hey Kathy, You are too funny. You have really come out of your shell. I'm very happy to see this truly hilarious side of you. Please continue to keep us entertained! Hugs, Melony