Shauna, we heard you've been licking and nibbling your husband's toes

Really, Head On works??

Maybe they should make another product, one for men who have erectile dysfunction.  The man could roll the product directly onto his pecker  (the base could be KY jelly), and they could name it  HARD ON..

GET IT???  HARD ON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 



nancy~

"Apply directly to the     ______________" HAHAHA

Hey, that WOULD  be a great slogan!

Come on Kim, just spell it out:  APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE PECKER ! 

posted by um, er, SHAUNA

I am mostly a lurker, but OMG! You guys have me rolling. Thanks for the laugh!

  Where do you get this stuff? I can never think up stuff this funny if I try!

believe me when I tell you,

IT IS INSTANTANEOUS,  AUTOMATIC  AND ENDLESS!  I don't say a lot of funny things I am thinking because I'm sure everyone else is thinking the same thing--because it's so OBVIOUS!

nancy

I am trying so hard not to laugh any harder, y'all are going to make me start coughing and then I have to clean my laptop screen again!

Shauna,
I remember doing the extreme low carb diet before (and trying to stay in denial that I need to do it again) and seem to recall that the energy levels were at the lowest for like days 2, 3, and 4.  After the first week you should be able to do a bit more but in small bursts of energy.  Now, where do I find this billboard, I so wanna take a picture hehehe
Saprina

(Ignoring the nonesense above.    These people just can't be helped.)



Saprina, I hope you are right about the energy levels.  I came down with a massive migraine at noon today and I feel like I've been run over by a truck! 

Dieting or not, every migraine I have ever had made me feel that way.  I always end up falling asleep for a nap if I want any chance of feeling better from it that day.

Shauna, LMAO!!
I should have guessed that all that talk about Sean Connery would lead to something. I'm making a request to OH to change Shauna's nick to "Kinky Shauna" and her fetishes be reported on some toe website for future reference.