want a laugh :P

Sometimes I vainly wonder what my old body will look like after my surgery and weight loss....my sister sent me this joke to make me feel better???? ............thought everyone might could use a laugh on this cold icey day!..~Mary~  Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast".

 

 

Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee

Mary, LOL!!  That would be me!!  Thanks for sharing!! Kelly :) PS:  When is your date with that French guy??  You know, the surgeon!!

TOMORROW!!!! I have lots of questions ready for him..~Mary~

that right there is too damn funny!!  HAHAHAAAA  Ya know I know some people that might actually have done that!

Oh that was hysterical!!!!  I often wonder just how far they can go (ha ha).  Thanks for the laugh.    Donna

That was a good one.  and probably one that I will be passing on.  Thanks for the giggle!! Connie