Now this is drunk!

>>> >> NOW THIS IS DRUNK:
>
> True story; told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
>
>
>
> A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead
with
> him to let them take him
>
> About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over. They
check his
> license and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as
he
> starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking
place in
> a house around the block. The police tell the party animal to stay
put,
> they'll be right back and they run aro und the corner to the robbery.
>
> The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he
gets
> there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who
might
> come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A
> few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Smith
is
> there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that
he
> is in bed with the flu and has been there all day.
>
> The police still have his driver's license. They ask to see his car
and
> she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the
> garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police
car,
> with all its lights still flashing.

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