For those with flatulance problems...

Yep... I totally understand this one. I have to leave the office and find a private spot in the warehouse... cause like many others, I don't want to kill anyone with the odor!!!!!!

Mine could kill a horse! I am naughty, breaking the rules with diet mt dw.  I noticed that when I quit that a month or so ago, my gas is still really stinky but far less!

I released a DBS (deadly but silent) fart in a store and I had to escape before they evacuated the place for a gas leak! ( I was sure they were going to have to!!)   My poor kid puts up with so much...

LOLOL  This was GREAT and I needed it today!!  Your SOOO funny!!!  Can't wait to meet you in person my friend!! 

So glad I was able to lighten your day! I just LOVE to laugh!  (In fact, I did a newsletter for a class assignment that I called "the Laughing Stock Newsletter". I gave information on therapeutic laughter (re: Norman Cousins--laughter therapy reducing pain and the need for prescription drugs..) and had a few pages of jokes and cartoons. Got an A on it! My hubby was an AWESOME joke teller who'd keep people in STITCHES (maybe not good for people post-op... a bad pun)) and I think that was what originally attracted me to him.  God rest his soul. Looking forward to meeting you too!  Will  you be able to join us in Duluth? (((HUG))) **SUE**