For those with flatulance problems...

sweetsue617
on 1/29/08 11:35 pm - Thunder Bay, Canada
I just want to say that my son Quin deserves a medal for putting up my flatulance problems.  Poor kid... A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.                                                                                  A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
sweetsue617
on 1/30/08 12:31 am - Thunder Bay, Canada
Betcha feel better too! Your family better get used to it!  There ARE various things you can consume to deodorize your farts, but I never checked on it.    Carrying Glade is my solution! ((HUG)) **SUE**
Connie D.
on 1/30/08 9:44 am
Sweet Sue...that is definately funny....thanks for sharing. Hugs, Connie d
Sandra N.
on 1/29/08 11:41 pm - MN
Oh, My Tootness!!!  THAT was hilarious!!!!  Thanks for the laughs!!!

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sweetsue617
on 1/29/08 11:46 pm - Thunder Bay, Canada
But isn't this sooooo true?!! I carry a tiny can of Glade air freshener--I've been known to be spraying behind myself in stores, hoping not to kill people in the area with my gas fumes.  (Discreetly, of course!) ((HUGS)) **SUE**
Jennifer G.
on 1/29/08 11:54 pm - Minnetonka, MN
I have a whole family of farters. If it isn't me it's one of the babies or the dogs or my DH. Yikes we are a  sticky bunch. Thanks for the morning humor.

Jennifer

 

    
Diamond Girl
on 1/29/08 11:58 pm - Ham Lake, MN
Google the "FLAT D"!
sweetsue617
on 1/30/08 12:10 am - Thunder Bay, Canada
OMG!!  They advertised a 'doggie thong' for flatulant dogs!!  (I wonder why it was discontinued?) FUNNY, funny, funny link! Thanks for the link, Amy! ((HUG)) **SUE**
Michelle D.
on 1/30/08 12:28 am - Saint Paul, MN
I am now one week post op and for the first time yesterday morning, let a fart go in the upstairs hallways of my house.  It is 6am in the morning.  Now the kids are sleeping and hubby is downstairs in the kitchen.  He runs upstairs cuz he thought I fell.  Kids opened bedroom door and I was just standing there with a big smile on my face.  Hubby asked what happened and I replied that my butt works again.  There goes the peace and quiet in our house. 

sweetsue617
on 1/30/08 1:37 am - Thunder Bay, Canada
You're BAD!   ROTFL!!     It doesn't get any better--REALLY---unless you take the internal deodorizers!  (IMHO, anyway.....)
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