For those with flatulance problems...
I just want to say that my son Quin deserves a medal for putting up my flatulance problems. Poor kid...
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
((HUG))
**SUE**
Oh, My Tootness!!! THAT was hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!
~Sandie~ 
-147!!WLS:12-12-06:Preop 268,Ht.5'4",BMI 44.9
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I am now one week post op and for the first time yesterday morning, let a fart go in the upstairs hallways of my house. It is 6am in the morning. Now the kids are sleeping and hubby is downstairs in the kitchen. He runs upstairs cuz he thought I fell. Kids opened bedroom door and I was just standing there with a big smile on my face. Hubby asked what happened and I replied that my butt works again. There goes the peace and quiet in our house. 
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