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on 11/5/08 5:07 am - ME

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ' MIDNIGHT '... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

pinky0624
on 11/5/08 5:29 am - Damariscotta, ME

RNY on 02/18/08

I needed that. Very funny!

Lisa
Highest-232.5 Surgery Day 2/18/08 - 215 Today-197 Goal-150
Sadly gained after 2 years out! Working hard to get it off! Goal 150 with tummy tuck and thigh lift to follow!

oceanlady
on 11/5/08 6:58 am - ME

RNY on 01/31/08

that is funny!!!

KathigME
on 11/5/08 7:03 am - Gorham, ME

RNY on 06/25/07

Cute story!! I like how you incorparate yourself into. I was a little slow at first, but I am catchin' on...

Kathi G. I LOVE MY RNY!!

tiggrpt
on 11/5/08 9:09 am - Sabattus, ME

RNY on 04/14/08

lynzie
on 11/5/08 12:26 pm - Sanford, ME

Lap Band on 08/22/08

Holy crap that was too funny! even the DH was laughin :)

Highest 339/ Surgery day 322/ Current 240/ 1st Goal 200
Oct8th 1st fill 4cc's, Nov17th 2nd fill +1cc,July1st 3rd fill +.4cc

barbie1963
on 11/5/08 8:02 pm - Parsonsfield, ME

Lap Band on 06/10/08

Wow, now that is way too funny!
That sure made my day........
Thanks for sharing... you sure can think quick and your husband has a sense of humor

Exercising again!, Life is good....

Raising awareness and praying for a cure!!

290/start 170/current 145/goal

(deactivated member)
on 11/5/08 8:29 pm - ME

Lap Band on 04/21/08

haha, hey guys, this was a joke e mailed to me, it did't happen to me, you kidding. me come home at 3 am, I 'm usually in bed by 8:00.

katetme
on 11/5/08 8:54 pm - Center Lovell, ME

RNY on 03/31/08

HAHAHAHAHA loved this one, thanks Cheryl!!!

It was magic when she realized who she had become...
Kate
Highest    Pre-op     right after Surgery         Current       Goal
      236          213                  219                            140         130

            96 lbs lost and gone forever!! To God goes the Glory!

                                       Finally it moved!

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