who's the best?
Shrek, Beyonce and Denzel Washington were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?
Beyonce agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'
Denzel Washington said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but
I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Beyonce was the most
gorgeous and Denzel Washington was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their
findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The
mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Denzel Washington perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm
the sexiest man alive.'
But Beyonce lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said.......
Who the heck is Cheryl Godin?
Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?
Beyonce agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'
Denzel Washington said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but
I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Beyonce was the most
gorgeous and Denzel Washington was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their
findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The
mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Denzel Washington perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm
the sexiest man alive.'
But Beyonce lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said.......
Who the heck is Cheryl Godin?
Ain't it the truth?!?!?!?! 
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