Getting to KNOOOOWW YOUUUUU!!!

about that time again, guys, lets have some fun this week.

1.  funniest embarassing moment that happend to someone else,  haha, always funnier when its not you.  My best friend and I went to another friends son's funeral, it was a tragic, terrible  4 wheeler accident, he was only 14.  Anyway, as we entered the church, my friend grabbed my arm and looked like she was having a stroke.  there was a LOONNGGG procession behind us.  She looked down, as did I and saw her shoe, (HIGH heal) stuck right in the rubber mat at the entrance of the church, she had taken a few steps as to not attract attention.  a man bent down to get it for her and it was so stuck it took several yanks.  We had that "terrible giggle" you can't get rid of in church, it was so bad/aweful, and my friend is so shy.  My DH was sitting infront of us, w/ the guys from Work, the father and my dh were co workers, you should have seen the look he gave me.  thank God we sat out back. I will never ever forget how terrible this was, yet, we couldn't stop laughing.  Now that was embarrasing..

2. Do you have a good first time "Sex" story?  MIght as well get ready for LIsa's party... here goes:  My DH and I went parking, used the car/back seat, oh, and yea, the hood of the car too??? sorry if you think this is TMI.  I think so too...

 3.  How many surgeries have you had? 5  = 2 c sections, Neck fusion, cyst on back removed, wls

4.  your worst, grossest food.  cottage food and raw oysters

5.  nick names you call your loved ones.  Bone head, pipsqueek

1.  funniest embarassing moment that happend to someone else,  haha, always funnier when its not you.  Funny part is......I can't think of one!  Sad, ain't it!?!??!

2. Do you have a good first time "Sex" story?  I'm NOT elaborating but it involved a college auditorium....ahem!  giggle, giggle

 3.  How many surgeries have you had? too many:  2 eye surgeries, tonsils, tubes in ears x4, 3 c-sections, gallbladder, knee, RNY, stapedectomy, hydrenitis removal....I think that's it...enough, right?

4.  your worst, grossest food.  raw oysters on the half shell!  (I had to be drunk to eat them!  That was a LONG time ago!!!!)

5.  nick names you call your loved ones. Scruffy, Hallsie, hey YOU, Girlie, Pa, Auntie Bagass (don't ask!)  haha

 

 

Thanks Cheryl! 

college auditorium?? did it echo???

1.   When i was 10 I tried to pee in the fruit drawer in the fridge.... sleep walkin

2.  Naw "first time" sucked... but i got plenty.... on the hood of the car,  in the middle of a football feild..

3.  1= c section

4.  I cant do mushrooms YUCK!

5.  peanut, bud, babe, honey, goober,

1.  funniest embarassing moment that happend to someone else,  haha, always funnier when its not you. 
  My Mother and I were at a store in the Newington Mall and she was freezing the whole time we were there. While I was paying she was standing behind me saying that there was a warm vent above her and how nice it felt. When I turned around and seen her I just burst out laughing. Her hair was standing straight up! The vent was sucking her hair up to it. She had some kind of hair spray or something in it so when she moved away it stayed most of the way up still! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying just typing this.

2. Do you have a good first time "Sex" story?
  My now husband and I were parking behind a power house in Bridgton. When we were ready to leave I backed over one of those guide wires that hold up the big poles. I was only 19 at the time and knew my Dad would kill me for being in there so I just gunned the car and ripped the tire right off the rim. I didn't know what to do so I just drove up to the main road and called my Dad. He asked me what happened and I told him it just fell off. I'm sure he knew there was more to it than that but he never asked.

 3.  How many surgeries have you had?
 C-section and WLS

4.  your worst, grossest food.
 Liver

5.  nick names you call your loved ones.
  Pooper, Doofus, Fartinator, Sally boy, Stinky goat ass...the dog is monkey humper

soooooooo funny Cheryl, I can just picture your mom now. 

1.  funniest embarassing moment that happend to someone else,  haha, always funnier when its not you.  My friend will kill me for this....we were at an upscace decorating store at the Old Port - they sold shabby chic items....he yelled out "Shabby Chick - they sell shabby chick. I love shabby chick" - this was 7 years ago....we still laugh - heads turned in that store on that day!.

2. Do you have a good first time "Sex" story?  Nothing funny....but nice, very nice - I liked it enough to keep trying it!

 3.  How many surgeries have you had? 3 on my foot

4.  your worst, grossest food.  tripe? Rocky mountain oysters? eyeballs?

5.  nick names you call your loved ones.  sweetie, hun-bun

1.  funniest embarassing moment that happend to someone else,  haha, always funnier when its not you.  While my bestfriend was in college I would go up and visit her spend the weekend and of course party.This one time she had one too much to drink she would go up to everyone put her arm around them and say " You want to be my friend?" with this weird look on her face I would laugh so hard and she had no idea why. Then her and her roommate would hear the theme song to footloose and just go nuts and try to sign it. LOL did I laugh

2. Do you have a good first time "Sex" story? Well lets just say that a boyfriend and I couldn't find a place to makeout (at work) soooo we locked ourselves in a bathroom (yeah a bathroom a BIG one) needless to say that after a while someone came along and knocked on the door( OH NO now what do we do?????) one left the the door closed then the other one left...... YOU should of seen the face of the person waitng !!!!!!!!

 3.  How many surgeries have you had? eye surgery when 5yrs old, tonsils,c-section,hernia repair,hysterectemy,carpal tunel in both hands, cateracts in both eyes, ablation,dnc 2times, WLS, I think there is more but would have to ask my mom

4.  your worst, grossest food.  I used to eat blood sausage until I found out how they were made
5.  nick names you call your loved ones.  num num, poopy, rye rye,