Monday Morning Chuckle
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I Took off my pants, handed them
to your Mother, And said, 'Here - try these on'.
She did and said, 'These are too big.
I Can't wear them.
I replied, 'Exactly.
I wear the pants in This family and I always will.
Ever since that Night, we have never had any problems.
' Hmmm,' said Mike.
He thought that might be A good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants And said to Karen, 'Here - try
these on.
She tried them on and said, 'These are too Large. They don't fit me.
Mike said, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in This family and I always will.
I don't want you To ever forget that.
Then Karen took off her panties and handed Them to Mike. She said, 'Here-
you try on mine.
He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude you
never will.'
(I have to say, I think my DH could fit into my panties tho, but I wouldn't want to wear his)