OT-- a good laugh

Subject: MOM OVER FOR DINNER   You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal,  Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate,  Jennifer, was.  Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
 
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'  
 
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'  Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
___________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.   But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 
Love, Brian
___________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
___________________________________________________________

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.   But the fact remains, that if
Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
 
Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

Ha ha Moms have a way of finding out the truth lol I love it

haha, I love it, hey where you been Linda?  how your eyes doing?  are you still wearing glasses?  well, nice having you back.  Hugs, Cheryl

Hey Cheryl I guess you didn't get my emails. I am getting used to double vision with my glasses. My computer got a virus and had to be fixed. We had our roof done, we put in a new backyeard fence. School started, got some day care notices (DO YOU KNOW ANYONE LOOKING FOR DAY CARE ?????) send them my way. One of my dogs was sick she has a liver problem,,,,,,, just been  BUSY BUSY BUSY!!!!!!! The Black cloud just doesn't want to leave my house........

Anyways that is what I've been up to in a nutshell.....

OH YEAH I FORGOT LEWISTON MAINEIACS HAS STARTED  GOT TO LOVE OUR MAINEIACS

yes I did get your email, just was hoping everything was ok.  sounds like you've got everything in order now.  so now you can go see the games and enjoy.  do you usually sit in same area?  we plan on going to a few games, prob. fri or sat nights, we can look you up and go say hi.  we usually try to sit low for my little man, near isle, he is a little clutsy.  We have friends who have season tickets, so we sit near them.  how's your weight loss going? since your last fill.  I'm just hoping something starts happening,  I do have restriction, but seem to be finding loop holes.  I need to keep busy or I go searching for more food, my tummy is full, but not my brain...  wow, crazy windy on lake today, I've got windows open and my pictures are flying off the walls.  going out to mow the lawn now, need to get a walk in, havn't in 2 days.  well other then the fleamarkets yesterday, but that wasn't exercise, no heart rate there. lol  have a great week, we're going camping next weekend with MLM and visiting my sister, i'm so excited.  Hugs, cheryl

We have season tickets, we sit in section 28 all the way up my son likes it there so he can stand up and no one will tell him to sit down LOL. There is a game this friday and saturday but I see you a busy. The next weekend game is Sept 26 and Sept 28. My weight loss is slow just went down another 2pounds. Most times it goes up 1or 2 then down again. But as long as I don't gain I'm good the scale will move I know it goes slower.
Hope to see you at the games---- come and find me or let me know where you are sitting and I'lll go and find you........
HAVE A GREAT DAY ,,,, LINDA

I will let you know.  I go for MLMan ! I'm not a fan, used to go to have some beers, but got sick all the time cause I can't handle Draft beer.  NOw I try not to have any (notice Try)  anyway.  we used to go more when my DH sister was a billet (SP).  my DH likes it ok, but he would rather go without DH and make it a date night for just the 2 of us.  but we promise to bring him too sometimes, he loves it.  I couldn't even tell you the score after the game. 

You know sometimes I don't know the score either. And it is not because I drink I like the fights. And getting out of the house my mom comes with us and she is so fun to watch. My son and her get into the game real bad that I have just as much fun watching them. Who was your sister in law billet for???? We even go to Canada for some games........

I'm not sure if I spell it right but they had Travis Meally and S. chaput (Didn't work out so well with Chaput)