Thanksgiving joke
A game warden was driving down a country road one day and happened to look over to see this little boy walking down the road with a turkey under his arm. So the warden pulled over and stopped the little guy and asked him what he was doing with a turkey under his arm when it wasn't turkey season. The little boy looked at the game warden puzzled and said what turkey ? And the game warden said the one under your arm. Well the little boy looked and said oh look this turkey roosted right under my arm. The game warden then told the little boy that whatever he did to that turkey he would do the same to him, he said if you break his leg I'm gonna break your leg, and if you break his wing i'm gonna break your arm and if you plan on cooking him i'm gonna cook you. The warden then asked the little boy so now what are you going to do with that turkey ? The little boy looked up with a sheepish grin and said I'm just going to kiss his ass and let him go.
Dusty Cassidy " It's not a real adventure unless you come home with a scar "
Current weight 219.0 Lbs My Ideal weight 188 I love my sleeve
Current weight 219.0 Lbs My Ideal weight 188 I love my sleeve
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How ya holding up on the liquid diet?? Do you know my not so small but very FRAZZLED brain did not know I could EAT while on this liquid diet. And here I have been TORTURING MYSELF! LOLOL I pulled put the Doctors orders for the liver shrinking diet and I am allowed ONE MEAL A DAY!!! It can be lunch or dinner and should be chicken,shrimp,fish,turkey or tuna. It also says eat all the non starchy veggies you want!!!!! SHEESH!!!! LOL Now I am a bit more happier with the idea of this diet with my surgery less then 12 days away. Phew! LOLOL I guess I should pay more attention huh? LOLOLOL Hope your hanging in there. ~Jilly~
How ya holding up on the liquid diet?? Do you know my not so small but very FRAZZLED brain did not know I could EAT while on this liquid diet. And here I have been TORTURING MYSELF! LOLOL I pulled put the Doctors orders for the liver shrinking diet and I am allowed ONE MEAL A DAY!!! It can be lunch or dinner and should be chicken,shrimp,fish,turkey or tuna. It also says eat all the non starchy veggies you want!!!!! SHEESH!!!! LOL Now I am a bit more happier with the idea of this diet with my surgery less then 12 days away. Phew! LOLOL I guess I should pay more attention huh? LOLOLOL Hope your hanging in there. ~Jilly~
It should be called a semi liquid diet. I wish I knew I would have told you sorry. Today I had refried beans with a little salsa and hot sauce mixed in and it was great, and both days had a whole steamer bags of veggies. Oh and 2 slices of deli turkey. Jus****ch the carbs. I have lost 4.5 lbs. in 3 days. Be sure you get your water in. I'm doing great and hope you are too.
Dusty Cassidy " It's not a real adventure unless you come home with a scar "
Current weight 219.0 Lbs My Ideal weight 188 I love my sleeve
Current weight 219.0 Lbs My Ideal weight 188 I love my sleeve
LOLOL I am so OUT THERE that I didnt even know that for two days....I need to lay on the shrinks couch now! hahaha J/K But I am glad I can eat some light turkey breast and chicken. What Steamfresh veggies do you use? I know I cant have corn peas and beans. I would love some broc though. YUM!! I have lost a few pounds too. I went and got some Atkins drinks today in place of the Slimfast Optimal because the sugar in those were high!!! The Atkins taste so much better too. I got some sugar free jello and sugar free cool whip.....YUMMMMM! LOL
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I buy the california mix which has broccoli, cauliflower, and little carrot balls LOL, and it is the Giant brand. You have to put some salt on it though because they are bland.
Dusty Cassidy " It's not a real adventure unless you come home with a scar "
Current weight 219.0 Lbs My Ideal weight 188 I love my sleeve
Current weight 219.0 Lbs My Ideal weight 188 I love my sleeve
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