Laugh for the day! Tooooo Cute!
I got this in my email this morning...wanted to share with y'all!
The Bowl of Water
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he
sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a magnificent
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and
in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,
but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package
on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
winter."
lf you don't send this to friends right away there will be fewer
people smiling in the world and not knowing what to do with a condom.
BEATS A FLU SHOT
Janene

