Funny & 2007 WLS Celebration Cruise Info

If you are interested in joining us on the 2007 WLS Celebrations Cruise Feb 8-12, please click on my profile for ALL of the details & to see who is going. E-mail me if you have any questions. [email protected]. Top 12 Dumbest Questions Ever Asked on a Cruise Ship 12. "Do the waiters sleep on board?" ("No ma'am - they ride along in a little boat next to the ship.") 11. "Will the elevator take us to the front of the ship?" (What is this - Star Trek?) 10. "What time is the midnight buffet?" 9. "If I go snorkeling, will I get wet?" 8. "I am a bottle over my Customs limit for alcohol, but I drank it. Do I still have to declare it?" 7. "Is the pool filled with sea water?" When the woman was told yes it was, she turned to her friend and said, "Oh. That must be why it's so rough in the pool." 6. "Y'all got generators on board?" (Steve's reply: "No sir, just a really long extension cord.") 5. "Why do they put little pats of butter on my pillow at night?" 4. "How do I know which photos are mine?" 3. "What do you do with the ice carvings after they've melted?" 2. (Channel 24 on the TV is a closed-circuit camera pointing towards the sea from the ship's bridge.) "Why does channel 24 go black at 8 o'clock every night?" 1. During a hurricane, the ship allowed the passengers a free phone call home from their cabin to let their loved ones know that they were okay. An irate woman came to the cruise director, complaining that she couldn't make the phone work. The cruise director explained to call back to the United States, all you had to do was pick up the phone, dial 15, then 1, area code, and the number. "I know, I know, I read all that," she said testily. "But I can't dial 15. My phone only goes up to 9." Happy Friday!