Aging Women
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She do es something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Let the men get their free milk somewhere else. I'm too busy reading or watching TV. I live alone, but then again I don't. I live with the remote control, which is in MY possession and it never clicks on football. The last man who was here, when I turned on my soap opera, yanked the remote away from me, drew back his hand to hit me and snarled, "I can'****ch that sh*t!" and turned it to football, enfuriated that I would intrude on his TV domination.
Oh hell no...MY TV, MY sofa, MY house, MY remote, everything that I was paying for with no contribution from him....and HE tells me what HE can'****ch. I did without my soap operas for 7 months, I'm sad to say, but never again.
Yep, I'm not getting older; I'm getting bitter...and I LOVE it! I have been without a man since last March and since last March, I have not had even ONE bruise on me. Oh yeah, life is GOOD.
So all of you under 40, don't take any crap off of anybody and realize your worth!
Ok, got that off my chest...I feel better. Now I'm off to go quietly read a book.
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